Welcome To Wherever You Are (Part I)

Well, it seems that everyone has an opinion regarding the
recent financial mess. That’s to be expected, considering that this has a very
far-reaching effect on way more than just the Dow Jones Industrial Average. But
after reading various news reports, blogs, op-ed pieces, forwarded emails,
tweets, and everything in between, I’ve come to a realization: most people are
idiots, and shouldn’t be listened to